英語學習筆記

Anthony: I was pulled over last night for an alcohol test while driving home from work. What a hassle.
Jen: It's a small price to pay to keep our streets safe. Which reminds me, did you hear about the guy in Louisiana who was arrested for mowing his lawn while drunk?
Anthony: It's against American law to drink beer and cut grass at same time?
Jen: Well, no. Apparently, he drove a self-propelled lawnmower off his lawn, onto the middle of the street, and kept going.
Anthony: He probably wanted to do chores and have fun at the same time.

Andre: What is the longest time you've spent in a taxi?
Jennie: I would say a trip Xinyi district to Tamshui last Saturday. It took almost one and a half hours!
Andre: You should have taken the MRT. Still, that's nothing compared to a couple who traveled 4,000 kilometers by cab from New York to Phoenix, Arizona! The trip took 6 days, and they were in the cab about 10 hours a day.
Jennie: That's a lot of free time for the two to chew the fat.
Andre: Apparently, they were moving and didn't want their cats to ride in the cargo of a plane.